Repressed anger is a dangerous influence that can drive you to unconsciously avoid or deny your feelings of annoyance or irritation. Clearly my friend @leannawinter22 has some latent anger reserved just for me considering that she recommended we review Tony Pepperoni Pizzeria. She knows me well enough to predict that I wouldn’t be able to resist the challenge of ordering something spicy and that I’d ignore the clearly demarcated menu warnings and order something that sounded at least slightly dangerous.
My misguided plan was to construct a siege ramp of hotness in an effort to ascend to the summit of Mt. Sriracha. 🔥
We established Base Camp at “The Works” which was a safe launching point and provided no hotness challenges.
Stage 1 of the climb involved “The Goose” and brought my resolve for this journey into question. However, with the benefit of some iced tea and recovery time, this challenge was completed.
Our summit goal was “Sarah ‘racha” and she immediately knocked me right out of my hiking boots. Our Review Team observed that my face and neck both turned red, my eyes were watering, and I was visibly perspiring. 🥵 In their words, this pizza is “for those who have generous life insurance policies or are a glutton for punishment.” I ordered essentially 4 kid sized slices and 75% of them went home with me so that I can inflict additional punishment upon myself at some point in the near future.
I sure hope that this experience settles my debt with LeAnna because I don’t think I’d survive any more of her wrath. 🕊️
All I can say is that @graveytaters had better stay in line! 😉
And that’s…Henry’s Take.
Tony Pepperoni Pizzeria
249 East Grand Avenue
Escondido, California
(760) 884-4300
