BREAKING NEWS—Temecula, CA
“Henry’s Take” announced today that it is expanding the scope of its franchise as it prepares to launch a line of organic, small batch Jalapeños (not true). Vice President of Marketing @taylormarie_91 has teamed with Executive Chef @ct_miller19 to develop a premium 🌶️ (fact) that can be shipped worldwide to accentuate any dish (not true). They are currently in the process of considering if any commonly available 🌭 is worthy of pairing with it.
Inspired by the occasion, several members of the Leadership Team celebrated the sampling of the first batch by shaving their heads (fact).
When asked if all applicable child labor laws have been adhered to within the Quality Control Division, the only official response issued by a company spokesperson was, “No comment.”
Stayed tuned for updates to this developing story across all local and national media outlets.
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