Diversification. If you’ve invested in the stock market, or even just thought about it, you’ve likely heard that this is one of the keys to success. How do you think the “Wise” Ox earned her reputation? Clearly she knew that opening a deli was a good investment, but adding a butcher shop would increase her gains substantially. After all, you can’t put all of your livestock in one basket people!
While the butcher shop options are not expansive, they don’t lack in quality. Our Review Team selected 6 different items to grill (some came already seasoned and others required a pre-grill rub).
Not interested in exerting that much effort on Labor Day Weekend? Not to worry! If you consult our pic of their shelving you’ll find that it features a “Butt Massage” for only $11. Now who couldn’t use a good one of those for that price? 🤷♂️
Still need a little convincing? Well then have you considered their “monthly meat subscription?” Sure seems to us that their “Ox Box” is bound to foster a bull market that drives requests for seconds to record highs.
While they also offer a fridge with various items including macaroni salad, potato salad, and chicken salad, we tried several of them and we’d recommend a sell order on those stocks. It’s not that they were bad, it’s just that their performance didn’t keep pace with the other collection of stocks within the Wise Ox portfolio.
Finally, we’d like to thank @holly14marie for this review recommendation. If “Henry’s Take” ever launches an IPO you will be rewarded in stock options. 😉
And that’s…Henry’s Take.
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