BREAKING NEWS—Temecula, CA
Speaking only on condition of anonymity, a representative from a large Hollywood public relations firm confirmed that the creative minds behind the smash hits “Yellowstone”, “1883”, and “1923” are test marketing a restaurant in Old Town Temecula in line with the themes upon which those shows are based (not true).
The working title of the restaurant is rumored to be “1909” and features various food items that have literally been “branded” to avoid confusion with the inevitable copycats (not true) and in an attempt to thwart the efforts of “food rustlers” (well, I guess that part could maybe be true). 🤷♂️
“You know, when you boil life down, it’s funny just how little you need, isn’t it?” While no official confirmation has been issued, multiple unnamed sources claim that “Rip Wheeler” uttered those words after sampling the “Fried Deviled Eggs” (ok, that didn’t happen, but the flavors were simple and provided exactly all the firepower you’d hope for in an app).
There are also unconfirmed reports that “Beth Dutton”attended the same taste sampling (she didn’t), but her order reportedly differed greatly. Some claimed that she ordered the “The Carnivore Blood Mary“ and then suggested that the menu reflect the following warning to future patrons choosing to sample this drink: “You are the trailer park. I am the tornado” (and…that also didn’t happen, but this drink is nearly a meal in itself).
While none of these initial reports have been substantiated, one thing for sure is that “1909” has firmly affixed itself to any map of places worthy of “staking a claim.”
Stayed tuned for updates to this developing story across all local and national media outlets.
(Editors note: please note that the majority of this “story” is completely fictionalized. However, the shows referenced are extremely well done and the food at 1909–which really exists—is super yummy.) 😉😋
1909 Temecula
28656 Old Town Front Street
Temecula, California
(951) 252-1909
